well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day
Are alternating between never sleeping and sleeping 14 hours at a time, slaying internet dragons, and maintaining a really shitty blog, things I can put on my resume when I apply to be a social worker?
okay, im gonna never leave bed again
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
IM CRYING THIS IS THE BEST THING
omg this is hilarious.
C: Why? Because they’re stealing your intellectual property?
D: No, because they’re not experiencing the moment. They’re more concerned with capturing it and showing they’re friends that they’re there than enjoying it, than actually being there.“Because they’re stealing your intellectual property” fuck off Carson Daly.
God when did he grow up?
OH SHIT PROBABLY WHEN I DID FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Game of Thrones 90s era by Mike Wrobel
Can I tell you how I got with my husband? Two weeks prior to our first date, if you had asked if I was ever going to get married, or if I would ever date a military man, I would have laughed in your face. Annnnnnnd then J came in to my job and chatted me up about the Anne Rice book I was reading. Turns out he shared my love of reading, and all things creepy. He asked me out to dinner. I agreed because I was broke as hell. For some reason, my mom was really excited for me this, odd because I was seeing a few different guys at this time. We hit it off really well. He was totally not ashamed of how into me he was. Two weeks later I moved in, 2 more weeks he proposed and we were married October 8th, and I’m still as excited about him as I was the day we were married.
REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!
I’m laughing so hard oh my god
This is fabulous!